Christmases of Days Gone By: Sweeping Feelings of Nostalgia in Anticipation of Missing the Family Christmas

I invite you to raise your glasses to tinsel-clouded memories where the toy of the year was a Doodle Bear or Tickle Me Elmo. To the days when you (or at least my parents) made sure the house was stocked with a variety of batteries, lest you be tortured by the almost-ability to bust out the coolest gadget.